So you have achoice of embarrassing tales today, gentle readers. Which would you prefer?
A. A shocking tale about Steer and some custard ?
B. An even more shocking tale about Steer and a supermarket?
C. A truly cringe-inducing tale about me and a heinous murder?
D. Another cringeworthy episode involving me and a natural disaster?
In other news I thought I had spilt tea on my keyboard, but it appears to be blood leeching from my one of the holes in my abdomen. I really hope steer never wants this laptop back.