Rosamicula (rosamicula) wrote,
Rosamicula
rosamicula

once more into the bleach, dear friends

Last night I continued my policy of getting rid of the extraneous stuff in my life by using up a variety of cosmetic odds and sods in my nightly ablutions. I squeezed out the last of a tube of expensive handcream and slathered it all over my feet and hands just before I went to bed.

This morning I woke up and realised it wasn't handcream. It was fake tan and my hands were working a really convincing H Block protest graffiti artist look. It took three different exfoliant products and half a bottle of Mr Muscle kitchen spray to get rid of it.

Why oh why is my life like this? Sigh.
Tags: parrot of absurdity, stupidity
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