Those of you who know steer are under the misapprehension that he has just been in Fiji for a two week diving holiday. He has been in Fiji, but as acting Arkala of a Fijian brownie troupe. Here is the evidence:
Aw, bless his little white hairy ankles. I have left this post public, because I am evil so that you can link if you want to. He is now back in the UK in the grungy lair he shares with minusbat. He has not been eaten by sharks, not even a little bit.
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