Why am I watching the Brit Awards? Lame Cunt has just sung his abysmal "You're Beautiful", which I had never actually listened to before. If he were a busker I WOULD PAY HIM TO STOP. When I was growing up he wouldn't even have made it as a pub singer. People would have pelted him with beermats and glasses and vomited on him. This song is the worst sort of pathetic, cliched drivel. It is mope music for snivelling Bridget Joneses who probably lip-synch into mirrors in the vain hope that someone will one day say it to them, when no one ever will because they are pig ugly munters with no taste or intelligence or they wouldn't have bought it in the first place. It's the musical equivalent of thrush.