Svenghastli Someone who exerts a powerful influence over young newcomers to their social, music, fetish etc scene, but is largely avoided or loathed by everyone else; often to be seen leering at/photographing underage drunks in nightclubs.
Generation Hex Those brought up on a televisual diet of Buffy, Charmed, Angel, etc who are thus possessed of an irrational fondness for pagan whimsy, an inclination to give their cats/children/ Realdolls names such as Willow, Spike, Piper etc and who occasionally claim that Croydon is the Hellmouth.
Social Contortionist Someone who can simultaneously stab you in the back and stick their head up your arse.
I am going to go to the Whitby Goth Weekend in April. I know this may come as a shock, possibly even a horror, to many of you. This does not make me a goth, anymore than spending a lot of time in vaginas makes a gynaecologist a cunt.