Do you have any idea what a mirliton is?
Indeed. I am a sauve, sophisticated conoisseur/se of such things.
No, dammit. Enlighten me!
No and I don't care. I am a goth and it is not about me.
If you don't know what one is, have a guess here. Go on, you know you want to.
Edit: And thank you kindly to those who replied with technical assistance yesterday. I haven't attempted your suggestions yet because I am basically bone idle. But I will...